Hey, remember that time we all survived the apocalypse? You know, December 21, 2012? The end of the world as we know it? No? That's because nothing actually happened. But there was a lot of talk. There was a lot of speculation. There was even a really bad movie. Thanks a lot, Mayans. Here's how … Continue reading It’s Not the End of the World
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Interview
Not too long ago, I posted here that I would like to run for president, now that I'm legally old enough to do so. What will make me stand out in the crowd of, literally, dozens of potential candidates? All of my speeches will incorporate lines from the great movie presidents throughout the history of … Continue reading Interview
Life Story: Chapter Thirty Six
Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story... I thought it would be a good … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Thirty Six
The Single Guy vs. the Pedicure
Back in July, the kids' ministry department of my church was extremely busy. Because July was when, for the first time, we put on a week long kids' day camp. The event was what most people think of when they think of Vacation Bible School. But it wasn't Vacation Bible School. It was MOVE Summer … Continue reading The Single Guy vs. the Pedicure
Life Story: Chapter Thirty Five
Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story... I started my freshman year at Patrick … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Thirty Five
Junk
How does the phenomenon of the junk drawer occur? You know you have one. I know you know what I'm talking about. There are so many items that come into people's lives that are entirely unnecessary to own, yet they're so insistent on keeping them. Things like the souvenir shot glasses from the Hard Rock … Continue reading Junk
Bump in the Night
Remember my really awesome apartment that I used to live in back in my North Carolina days? Well, they used to tell me the building was haunted. I'm not exactly sure how many people were included in "they." Really, the only people I'd ever heard these ghost stories from were a woman I once worked … Continue reading Bump in the Night
The Girl in the White SUV Strikes Back
In the world of banking, the people on the front lines of the industry are known as tellers. These are the people who are expected to help customers with all of their day to day banking needs. It is often a thankless and miserable position to hold. These are their stories. These are their legends… … Continue reading The Girl in the White SUV Strikes Back
Life Story: Chapter Thirty Four
Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story... I said good-bye to the hell that … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Thirty Four
Comparisons
Why do we bother comparing ourselves to other people? I'm sure you've gotten onto the Facebook and looked up some of those people you went to high school or college with. You've checked out their photos, their relationship statuses, their general information about where they live and what they did last night for dinner. And … Continue reading Comparisons
The Confusing Middle 