In the world of banking, the people on the front lines of the industry are known as tellers. These are the people who are expected to help customers with all of their day to day banking needs. It is often a thankless and miserable position to hold. These are their stories. These are their legends… … Continue reading The Manually Automatic Doors
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Ignoring the ATM
In the world of banking, the people on the front lines of the industry are known as tellers. These are the people who are expected to help customers with all of their day to day banking needs. It is often a thankless and miserable position to hold. These are their stories. These are their legends… … Continue reading Ignoring the ATM
Scary on So Many Levels
Several years ago, I first saw this commercial. They played it again the following Christmas. This is my nightmare... I mean, not so much the giant nutcracker. I can deal with that. It's the... well... you'll see...
Fun with Film
When I watch a movie for the first time, I like to pay attention. I like to take in the images on the screen. I like to let my brain go to town analyzing the characters and the plot and the dialogue. It's not as if I pull every film I see apart and attempt … Continue reading Fun with Film
Truth in Advertising
These are a couple of commercials that were shown to me several years ago. Local commercials are always good for a laugh. Honestly, I'm not sure if these ads are even real, but they sure are entertaining.
The Explanation of Blog Posts
It's possible you've noticed that I've made it a habit of posting to this blog two or three times per day I need you to know that I'm not really creative enough to come up with that many blog posts on a consistent basis. You need to understand that the majority of what I'm posting … Continue reading The Explanation of Blog Posts
Game
I don't got game. It's not something that I've ever had. And when I say game, I'm talking about the don't-hate-the-player-hate-the-game kind of game.Back in college, I would watch as roommates would flirt with girls almost effortlessly. They would use tactics that blew my mind. Tactics that, following logical conclusions, should have never worked, yet … Continue reading Game
50 Questions
Kids, I like to steal things. Not physically. I'm not a kleptomaniac or anything. I just like to steal ideas. But it's only fair, what with the people at Netflix totally ripping off the idea I had for streaming movies back when I was in high school. But, whatever... water under the thing. Basically, all … Continue reading 50 Questions
The Single Guy vs. the Compliments
I'm not good at compliments. I'm not good at receiving them. I'm not good at giving them. It's just not an activity that I excel in. But, really, if it doesn't involve sarcasm or singing like an angel, it's probably not something I excel in. Let's start with receiving compliments. I guess that's not something … Continue reading The Single Guy vs. the Compliments
Oracle
I feel the need to give some very careful instructions regarding a classic fortune-telling device known as the Magic 8-Ball. The Magic 8-Ball can be found in a variety of places, usually in the places where toys are sold. Recently, there have been a rash of copycat and novelty 8-Balls, but none can overtake the … Continue reading Oracle
The Confusing Middle 