Babe: Pig in the City 1998 Directed by George Miller Before we get into it, the standard disclaimer applies: everything below is my own opinion, shaped by my own viewing experience, and none of it is meant as a knock on anyone who genuinely enjoys this movie. If you grew up with Babe: Pig in … Continue reading The Worst 14 – Babe: Pig in the City
The Grinder of Light
The bells of the Badia were ringing the hour when Vittorio Calandra ground his three hundredth disc of glass and finally understood that he had failed. He set the lap down on the bench, rubbed the grit from between his fingers, and held the lens to the window. Through it, the rooftops of Florence swam … Continue reading The Grinder of Light
Question of the Week #500
Welcome back to another Question of the Week here at The Confusing Middle! Believe it or not, this marks the 500th entry in this series, which feels worth a quick nod before we get into it. Last week, Stock had us sweating over an ATM mistake, asking whether we'd report a windfall that fell into … Continue reading Question of the Week #500
Abed Nadir: Deconstructing the Fourth Wall Breaking Character
If you've spent any time in the Greendale study room, you know there's a moment in nearly every episode where Abed Nadir looks directly at the situation unfolding around him and names exactly what kind of episode it is. A bottle episode. A clip show. A flashback structure. A documentary. He says it out loud, … Continue reading Abed Nadir: Deconstructing the Fourth Wall Breaking Character
Smallville Fan Culture: Tributes, Fan Theories, and Iconic Moments
It's been over fifteen years since Clark Kent hung up his red and blue for the final time on Smallville, and yet here we all are, still talking about it. Still rewatching it. Still arguing about whether the show needed ten seasons or whether seven would've done just fine (I have thoughts, but that's a … Continue reading Smallville Fan Culture: Tributes, Fan Theories, and Iconic Moments
From Cornelia to Ivalice: A Tour of Final Fantasy’s Greatest Worlds
One of the strange joys of being a longtime Final Fantasy fan is that no two games ever feel like they belong to the same universe. You can boot up one entry and find yourself in a medieval kingdom with knights and crystals. Boot up the next and you're navigating an industrial empire full of … Continue reading From Cornelia to Ivalice: A Tour of Final Fantasy’s Greatest Worlds
Rewatching Smallville – Episode 110
Welcome back to Rewatching Smallville, my weekly dive into the iconic series that explores Clark Kent’s journey before becoming Superman. Whether you’re a long-time fan or new to the show, you’re invited to join in each Tuesday as I revisit episodes and share my thoughts and observations. Be sure to share your own memories and … Continue reading Rewatching Smallville – Episode 110
The Worst 15 – The Fly II
The Fly II 1989 Directed by Chris Walas Before we get into it, the standard disclaimer applies: everything below is my own opinion, shaped by my own viewing experience, and none of it is meant as a knock on anyone who genuinely enjoys this movie. If you grew up with The Fly II on cable … Continue reading The Worst 15 – The Fly II
The Watch That Wouldn’t Keep Time
The pocket watch sat at the bottom of a shoebox marked "ESTATE - MISC," and Nora Quill almost didn't notice it. She'd spent three hours sorting through the contents of a storage unit her great-aunt had left behind, mostly old letters and a moth-eaten quilt, when her fingers brushed cold metal beneath a layer of … Continue reading The Watch That Wouldn’t Keep Time
Question of the Week #499
Welcome back to another Question of the Week here at The Confusing Middle! As always, the questions come from Gregory Stock's The Book of Questions. Last week, Stock put us in an uncomfortable chair with a question about corporate loyalty: if someone offered you a large bribe for privileged information about your company, and you … Continue reading Question of the Week #499
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