Welcome back to another Question of the Week here at The Confusing Middle! The last two weeks gave us wallets, actual and hypothetical, and what we'd do with them when nobody was checking. This week trades money for something you can't hand back or lose track of on a sidewalk. It's a heavier question, and … Continue reading Question of the Week #510
The Enduring Horror of Michael Myers: A Comprehensive Look at the Halloween Franchise
I've been a fan of this franchise since I was young enough that I probably shouldn't have been watching it yet, and I've stuck with it through every triumph and every genuine mess it has produced along the way. That's a strange thing to admit about a series that has, at various points, retconned its … Continue reading The Enduring Horror of Michael Myers: A Comprehensive Look at the Halloween Franchise
Patrick Stewart: Time Is a Companion
I didn't want to believe it. That's probably the most honest way I can describe my initial reaction when I opened Instagram and saw the news that Sir Patrick Stewart had passed away at the age of 86. We've reached a point where social media is so thoroughly saturated with misinformation, celebrity death hoaxes, and … Continue reading Patrick Stewart: Time Is a Companion
From Big Screen to Small: Movies That Became Shows
There is a very specific kind of chaos that happens in a Hollywood pitch meeting when someone says the words "what if we made it a series." Sometimes that sentence launches something genuinely great. Sometimes it produces a cardboard cutout of Matthew Broderick getting sliced apart with a chainsaw in the first five minutes of … Continue reading From Big Screen to Small: Movies That Became Shows
The Character Couch – Katniss Everdeen
Spoiler warning: This post discusses major plot points from all three books in The Hunger Games original trilogy, including character deaths and the ending. If you haven't finished the series, or seen the films, read at your own risk. Katniss Everdeen doesn't behave like a typical hero, and that's precisely why she holds up so … Continue reading The Character Couch – Katniss Everdeen
Rewatching Smallville – Episode 120
Welcome back to Rewatching Smallville, my weekly dive into the iconic series that explores Clark Kent’s journey before becoming Superman. Whether you’re a long-time fan or new to the show, you’re invited to join in each Tuesday as I revisit episodes and share my thoughts and observations. Be sure to share your own memories and … Continue reading Rewatching Smallville – Episode 120
The Worst 7 – Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2009 Directed by Steve Carr Same disclaimer as always, because I know there are bound to be people who love this movie: this list comes straight from my Flickchart rankings, built from thousands of head to head matchups between films I've actually watched. It isn't a verdict on quality, and it … Continue reading The Worst 7 – Paul Blart: Mall Cop
The Lightbearer
Peter Callahan had been arguing with a vending machine in the break room when the world folded itself around him and swallowed him whole. One moment he was pressing the coin return on a machine that had eaten his last dollar, muttering the kind of complaint that no one else would ever hear. The next, … Continue reading The Lightbearer
Question of the Week #509
Welcome back to another Question of the Week here at The Confusing Middle! Last week we spent some time with a hypothetical wallet stuffed with a thousand dollars, and I told you with more confidence than I usually manage that I'd hand it back, no matter whose photo was staring up at me from the … Continue reading Question of the Week #509
The Mockumentary Format and Its Legacy: Influence on Modern TV
There's a moment in nearly every mockumentary sitcom you can name. A character does something absurd, something they clearly should not have done, and then they turn and look directly into the camera. No words are needed. The look says everything: did you see that? Are you seeing this too? That single gesture, the glance … Continue reading The Mockumentary Format and Its Legacy: Influence on Modern TV
