Disney 29 – The Rescuers Down Under

The Rescuers Down Under 1990 Directed by Hendel Butoy & Mike Gabriel Welcome back to Movie Monday. First Monday of the month, which means my hundred least favorite movies get a week off while I spend some time with a Disney film that isn't one of them. Last month it was The Little Mermaid, the … Continue reading Disney 29 – The Rescuers Down Under

What the Sky Remembers

The first rule of flying a city was that you never trusted the crystal at the heart of it. Captain Reya Ashworth had broken that rule exactly once, and it had cost her the Wraith's Bounty, half her crew, and the only man she'd ever called a rival worth keeping. That man was standing on … Continue reading What the Sky Remembers

Question of the Week #510

Welcome back to another Question of the Week here at The Confusing Middle! The last two weeks gave us wallets, actual and hypothetical, and what we'd do with them when nobody was checking. This week trades money for something you can't hand back or lose track of on a sidewalk. It's a heavier question, and … Continue reading Question of the Week #510

The Enduring Horror of Michael Myers: A Comprehensive Look at the Halloween Franchise

I've been a fan of this franchise since I was young enough that I probably shouldn't have been watching it yet, and I've stuck with it through every triumph and every genuine mess it has produced along the way. That's a strange thing to admit about a series that has, at various points, retconned its … Continue reading The Enduring Horror of Michael Myers: A Comprehensive Look at the Halloween Franchise

Patrick Stewart: Time Is a Companion

I didn't want to believe it. That's probably the most honest way I can describe my initial reaction when I opened Instagram and saw the news that Sir Patrick Stewart had passed away at the age of 86. We've reached a point where social media is so thoroughly saturated with misinformation, celebrity death hoaxes, and … Continue reading Patrick Stewart: Time Is a Companion

From Big Screen to Small: Movies That Became Shows

There is a very specific kind of chaos that happens in a Hollywood pitch meeting when someone says the words "what if we made it a series." Sometimes that sentence launches something genuinely great. Sometimes it produces a cardboard cutout of Matthew Broderick getting sliced apart with a chainsaw in the first five minutes of … Continue reading From Big Screen to Small: Movies That Became Shows

The Character Couch – Katniss Everdeen

Spoiler warning: This post discusses major plot points from all three books in The Hunger Games original trilogy, including character deaths and the ending. If you haven't finished the series, or seen the films, read at your own risk. Katniss Everdeen doesn't behave like a typical hero, and that's precisely why she holds up so … Continue reading The Character Couch – Katniss Everdeen

Rewatching Smallville – Episode 120

Welcome back to Rewatching Smallville, my weekly dive into the iconic series that explores Clark Kent’s journey before becoming Superman. Whether you’re a long-time fan or new to the show, you’re invited to join in each Tuesday as I revisit episodes and share my thoughts and observations. Be sure to share your own memories and … Continue reading Rewatching Smallville – Episode 120

The Worst 7 – Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2009 Directed by Steve Carr Same disclaimer as always, because I know there are bound to be people who love this movie: this list comes straight from my Flickchart rankings, built from thousands of head to head matchups between films I've actually watched. It isn't a verdict on quality, and it … Continue reading The Worst 7 – Paul Blart: Mall Cop

The Lightbearer

Peter Callahan had been arguing with a vending machine in the break room when the world folded itself around him and swallowed him whole. One moment he was pressing the coin return on a machine that had eaten his last dollar, muttering the kind of complaint that no one else would ever hear. The next, … Continue reading The Lightbearer