Several years ago, I first saw this commercial. They played it again the following Christmas. This is my nightmare... I mean, not so much the giant nutcracker. I can deal with that. It's the... well... you'll see...
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Fun with Film
When I watch a movie for the first time, I like to pay attention. I like to take in the images on the screen. I like to let my brain go to town analyzing the characters and the plot and the dialogue. It's not as if I pull every film I see apart and attempt … Continue reading Fun with Film
Truth in Advertising
These are a couple of commercials that were shown to me several years ago. Local commercials are always good for a laugh. Honestly, I'm not sure if these ads are even real, but they sure are entertaining.
The Explanation of Blog Posts
It's possible you've noticed that I've made it a habit of posting to this blog two or three times per day I need you to know that I'm not really creative enough to come up with that many blog posts on a consistent basis. You need to understand that the majority of what I'm posting … Continue reading The Explanation of Blog Posts
Game
I don't got game. It's not something that I've ever had. And when I say game, I'm talking about the don't-hate-the-player-hate-the-game kind of game.Back in college, I would watch as roommates would flirt with girls almost effortlessly. They would use tactics that blew my mind. Tactics that, following logical conclusions, should have never worked, yet … Continue reading Game
50 Questions
Kids, I like to steal things. Not physically. I'm not a kleptomaniac or anything. I just like to steal ideas. But it's only fair, what with the people at Netflix totally ripping off the idea I had for streaming movies back when I was in high school. But, whatever... water under the thing. Basically, all … Continue reading 50 Questions
The Single Guy vs. the Compliments
I'm not good at compliments. I'm not good at receiving them. I'm not good at giving them. It's just not an activity that I excel in. But, really, if it doesn't involve sarcasm or singing like an angel, it's probably not something I excel in. Let's start with receiving compliments. I guess that's not something … Continue reading The Single Guy vs. the Compliments
Oracle
I feel the need to give some very careful instructions regarding a classic fortune-telling device known as the Magic 8-Ball. The Magic 8-Ball can be found in a variety of places, usually in the places where toys are sold. Recently, there have been a rash of copycat and novelty 8-Balls, but none can overtake the … Continue reading Oracle
Autumn: A Love Letter
Fall, I am so ready for you. Don't get me wrong, I like summer just fine. There's a lot to like. The days are longer. School's out. A lot of those allergies that spring brought have moved on. School's out. The college town in which I live is devoid of students which opens up a … Continue reading Autumn: A Love Letter
Bucket List
Recently, Alex over at Only Bad Chi did a post about the bucket list and I thought it might be a good idea post my own bucket list. I actually compiled this thing several years ago on my old blog, so a few of these things have been crossed off. Which I'm kind of glad … Continue reading Bucket List
The Confusing Middle 