How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse? Well, that's an awkward question. And it's one that I don't have an answer for. Because I can't see the future. Kids, I've never even really kissed a girl. Sex has never even been on the table. Or anywhere else for that matter. (Cue the … Continue reading Question of the Week #177
I did this last year. I took a look back at the previous year and made a list of the blog posts that got the most traffic throughout the year. It was simple, as I'd only been keeping up with this blog for a year at that point. Today marks my second blogiversary, so I'm … Continue reading The Confusing Middle’s Top 10 Blog Posts of 2016
I'm single. Have been all my life. Beyond that, I'm an introverted single person. That makes it extremely difficult for me to approach a woman to whom I'm attracted in order to generate a conversation out of thin air. Therefore, all I ever really experience are crushes. You know, like a kid will have on … Continue reading How to Know if I Have a Crush on You
The following tale is based on actual events which occurred a number of years ago... It's not often that I date. I know, that's an understatement. On those rare occasions that I do happen to ask someone out, I'm kind of proud of myself. This happened a few years ago when I asked out a … Continue reading The Single Guy and the Chicken Alfredo
"I'm still in love with you," I said to the girl I hadn't seen in four years. I'm pretty sure this caught her off guard. At least, that's what the expression on her face told me. It probably doesn't help that I threw that statement out there about seven minutes into our first conversation since … Continue reading Reunited
When you're the only man in a room full of women as you sit through a training session on how to talk to troubled kids about sex.
...when your boss and your boss's boss come to a meeting at your school and comment about your abnormally formal attire, then ask if you've got a job interview later...
Okay... Is this a real product? Or is this just an SNL sketch waiting to happen? I feel like I'm being punked right now...
I mean, what would you have done in my shoes? I was at the drive-thru window at the bank, as I usually was, and I had finished the customer's transactions. I got on the mic and asked if there was anything else that I could do for them. They clearly said no. Then they sat … Continue reading Awkward
When you start crying and you really aren't sure why. Luckily, I was alone in my tiny closet that functions as my office and could close the door so no one saw what was happening. Not that I have a real problem crying in front of others. It's just, what do you say when someone … Continue reading That Awkward Moment…