Today is going to be a difficult day for roughly half the population of the United States. That's why I'd like to take a moment to put things into perspective. My intention is not to belittle anyone's feelings regarding the inauguration of Donald Trump as the country's 45th president. But, let's be honest, things could … Continue reading 5 People Who Would Make a Worse President Than Donald Trump
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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor
I don't regularly watch the Bachelor. I don't pick up ABC on my fancy antenna and none of my friends invite me to their Bachelor watching parties because they say they're just for girls but the truth is that my scathing sarcastic comments while watching the show would probably crush their poor spirits. Anyway, Paul … Continue reading Viewing Notes: The Bachelor
The Confusing Middle’s Top 10 Blog Posts of 2016
I did this last year. I took a look back at the previous year and made a list of the blog posts that got the most traffic throughout the year. It was simple, as I'd only been keeping up with this blog for a year at that point. Today marks my second blogiversary, so I'm … Continue reading The Confusing Middle’s Top 10 Blog Posts of 2016
Final Fantasy XV
We can all pretty much agree that I'm a geek, right? It's not something I try to hide. But some blog posts are geekier than others. This will definitely fall into the geekier category. In it, I'm basically going to talk about a video game. You've been warned. I have always been a fan of … Continue reading Final Fantasy XV
101 Things That Make Me Happy
I'm stealing this blog post from Jess over at You're Fine. But it's okay. I told her I was gonna steal it. That makes it not stealing. It makes it an homage. Lunches with my coworkers Weird dreams Christmas Teddy Grahams Tuesday movies for only $6.00 The cool side of the pillow The sound of … Continue reading 101 Things That Make Me Happy
4 Things You Shouldn’t Do at the Drive-Thru
The drive-thru lane is something that, I'm fairly confident, I can speak about with some authority. After all, I did spend four years of my adult life working as a drive-thru bank teller. There are just certain things that a person who is taking the drive-thru lane should not do. But this isn't about the … Continue reading 4 Things You Shouldn’t Do at the Drive-Thru
A Letter To Aaron
Paul, of The Captain's Speech, was kind enough to write me a letter. Go check it out. That's not a request!
A Letter to My Third Grade Self
Dear 8-Year-Old Aaron, Greetings from 28 years in the future! Before you ask, no, there are no flying cars and you do not have your own jetpack. Disappointing, I know. You do have a car, though. And it gets great gas mileage, something you'll appreciate when you're older. You're getting ready to start 3rd grade. … Continue reading A Letter to My Third Grade Self
Guest Post: The One with All the Baseball – Aaron from The Confusing Middle
Jess asked me to write a guest post for her blog, You're Fine, while she's living it up in the City of Lights! Go check it out!
Question of the Week #88
You, your closest friend, and your father are on vacation together, hiking in a remote jungle. Your two companions stumble into a nest of poisonous vipers and are bitten repeatedly. You know neither will live without an immediate shot of anti-venom, yet there is only a single dose of anti-venom and it is in your … Continue reading Question of the Week #88
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