Valentine’s Day on Whole 30

It's Valentine's Day again. Honestly, I couldn't care less. I'm not dating anyone to convince me to care. However, my current predicament of being on Whole30 for the month of February (plus two days in March) got me thinking... What if you're dating someone on Whole30? I mean, let's say your sweetheart is doing Whole30 … Continue reading Valentine’s Day on Whole 30

All the Pizza

Maybe it's because I'm currently on Whole30 and life is basically miserable. But I've been thinking about pizza a lot lately. Because I can't have it. I miss it. I've said that already. I may be delusional. But in thinking about all the pizza I can't have, I've been thinking about all the different kinds … Continue reading All the Pizza

Whole30 Update: One Week Later

I hate everything. Seriously, this is the most miserable thing. Ever. No. I'm sorry. I'm certain that there are people in the world who are having a worse day than I am. But I haven't had sugar, carbs, or caffeine in eight days. I'm having a difficult time forming selfless thoughts. I'm having a difficult … Continue reading Whole30 Update: One Week Later

So… I’m Doing Whole30

Alternatively, this post could have been titled "Of All the Decisions I've Ever Made in My Life, I Question This the Most" or "Why I Clearly Hate Myself and Everything I Stand For." Let me set the scene for you: It's Tuesday at the office. We're barrelling toward the end of the day at breakneck … Continue reading So… I’m Doing Whole30