A Dater’s Guide to Disney Princesses: Rapunzel

Poor girl... She lived a sheltered life until she was 18. She was locked away in a tower for "her own good." The woman that raised her kept her away from the world because it wouldn't be safe for her if people knew about the magical properties that her hair possessed. The truth of the … Continue reading A Dater’s Guide to Disney Princesses: Rapunzel

Top 10 Benefits of Having a Comb Over

We're all well aware of what the comb over is, right? I mean, just turn on the news any given day of the week and take a look at the current Republican presidential candidate. You can't tell me Donald Trump isn't rocking a comb over. It's almost epic. It almost deserves its own Saturday Night … Continue reading Top 10 Benefits of Having a Comb Over

Hair Products

I'd been putting off getting a haircut for a while. Mostly because getting a haircut requires money, which is something of short supply most days. Anyway, the haircut was long overdue. So I got to the place and was introduced to Kim, the woman who would be cutting my hair that day. And Kim got … Continue reading Hair Products

Update on the Werewolf Situation

Recently I wrote of an encounter with a friend's dog. I was bitten. There was broken skin. There was blood. I reported the distinct possibility that I could have contracted the lycanthropic disease. I am happy to report that I have not fully "wolfed out"... yet. But I'm pretty sure I've had to cut my … Continue reading Update on the Werewolf Situation

Life Story: Chapter Nine

Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story... I was in kindergarten. There was a … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Nine

Life Story: Chapter Three

Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story... Mom went into labor and was forced … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Three