Recently I wrote of an encounter with a friend’s dog. I was bitten. There was broken skin. There was blood. I reported the distinct possibility that I could have contracted the lycanthropic disease.
I am happy to report that I have not fully “wolfed out”… yet.
But I’m pretty sure I’ve had to cut my fingernails more frequently lately. Also, whenever I shave, the hair on my face just keeps growing back. I was able to determine the source of an oddly nauseating smell at the church office recently. Oh, and my free throw percentage has gone way up.
I’m not saying I’m definitely turning into a werewolf… but, I’ve switched to using plastic utensils instead of silverware, just in case. So, yeah, I’m kind of saying I’m definitely turning into a werewolf.