How Super Mario Bros. Changed the Face of Western Civilization

I'll admit that, once upon a time, I watched Glee. I didn't watch it for long. I really enjoyed the music, but the stories were crap. I know that a lot of people will disagree with that notion, but that's just my opinion. Anyway, there was this one episode where a character had a throw … Continue reading How Super Mario Bros. Changed the Face of Western Civilization

Why We Now Hate GEICO

This is a tale that began in February of this year. It was cold. There had been a lot of snow and ice that had fallen. The result was a crack in my windshield. Having my auto insurance through GEICO, I went to their website to file a claim. As it turns out, I had … Continue reading Why We Now Hate GEICO

Weird

Growing up, I went to church with a woman called Weird. I'm pretty sure, for a long time, I thought that was her actual name. Really, her name was Jean. But to most of us, she was just Weird. My Dad had become close to her family a long time before I was born. Apparently, … Continue reading Weird

Tiffany the Fugitive

I recently moved to a new house. But prior to leaving the townhouse that I'd lived in for two years, something odd arrived in the mail. It was a postcard that wasn't addressed to myself or any of the roommates. That's not the odd part. We got mail addressed to previous tenants on a semi-regular … Continue reading Tiffany the Fugitive

Why Rice Krispies Treats Are the Perfect Snack

Rice Krispies Treats. There's a good chance you're drooling right now just thinking of them. Be honest if you are. Just try to keep it off the keyboard. Salivation really isn't good for the hardware. The Rice Krispies Treat is an easy thing to make. You take some Rice Krispies (and it's gotta be the … Continue reading Why Rice Krispies Treats Are the Perfect Snack

Embarrassing or Entertaining?

Imagine that you're in a restaurant. You're there with a decent sized group of friends or family. You're all having a great time. You're talking and sharing stories and laughing at a reasonable volume. In a crowded restaurant, no one is drawing attention to you or your table. It's a pleasant afternoon or evening out. … Continue reading Embarrassing or Entertaining?

9 Reasons Why I Should Have Stayed In Bed This Morning

You know you have days like this. It's not that you're suddenly pessimistic about life in general. You just begin the day and feel like each small choice you make has only done more to make the day a little worse. It's not every day, of course. But today just might have been one of … Continue reading 9 Reasons Why I Should Have Stayed In Bed This Morning

Yes

There was a time when I had a hard time saying no to people's requests. Someone would ask a favor and, not wanting to disappoint them, I would agree to it. I'd say yes without thinking. Even if it was something that I absolutely did not want to do. Even if it was something that … Continue reading Yes

The Explanation of Blog Posts

It's possible you've noticed that I've made it a habit of posting to this blog two or three times per day I need you to know that I'm not really creative enough to come up with that many blog posts on a consistent basis. You need to understand that the majority of what I'm posting … Continue reading The Explanation of Blog Posts

Beauty

I like to look up at night. Mostly on those cloudless nights when you can see the universe beyond our own atmosphere. When there's the cover of clouds, it's not quite as much fun to stare upward. There are a lot of times when I'll stand there, pondering the vastness of the universe, and I … Continue reading Beauty