Not too long ago, I posted here that I would like to run for president, now that I'm legally old enough to do so. What will make me stand out in the crowd of, literally, dozens of potential candidates? All of my speeches will incorporate lines from the great movie presidents throughout the history of … Continue reading Interview
Month: August 2015
Life Story: Chapter Thirty Six
Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story... I thought it would be a good … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Thirty Six
The Single Guy vs. the Pedicure
Back in July, the kids' ministry department of my church was extremely busy. Because July was when, for the first time, we put on a week long kids' day camp. The event was what most people think of when they think of Vacation Bible School. But it wasn't Vacation Bible School. It was MOVE Summer … Continue reading The Single Guy vs. the Pedicure
Shame
When he was a kid, he was constantly picked on. Being the youngest, the smallest, and the smartest in his class made him a target for the older kids. The first time he was beaten up after school, the lead bully gave him a black eye. When the teacher saw the mark on Wilson's face, … Continue reading Shame
Life Story: Chapter Thirty Five
Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story... I started my freshman year at Patrick … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Thirty Five
Question of the Week #26
Would you be willing to murder an innocent person if it would end hunger in the world? You know, there's that old Vulcan saying, "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one." Logic sort of dictates that I should be willing to trade one life to save the millions … Continue reading Question of the Week #26
Jeopardy! – The Story of a Weird Dream
Last night was one of those nights when I had a strange dream. This one was clearly influenced by watching Jeopardy! As a cesspool of useless knowledge, I love watching this show. I love trying to outperform the contestants and thoroughly enjoy getting Final Jeopardy! correct, especially if none of the contestants get it right. … Continue reading Jeopardy! – The Story of a Weird Dream
Junk
How does the phenomenon of the junk drawer occur? You know you have one. I know you know what I'm talking about. There are so many items that come into people's lives that are entirely unnecessary to own, yet they're so insistent on keeping them. Things like the souvenir shot glasses from the Hard Rock … Continue reading Junk
Bump in the Night
Remember my really awesome apartment that I used to live in back in my North Carolina days? Well, they used to tell me the building was haunted. I'm not exactly sure how many people were included in "they." Really, the only people I'd ever heard these ghost stories from were a woman I once worked … Continue reading Bump in the Night
The Girl in the White SUV Strikes Back
In the world of banking, the people on the front lines of the industry are known as tellers. These are the people who are expected to help customers with all of their day to day banking needs. It is often a thankless and miserable position to hold. These are their stories. These are their legends… … Continue reading The Girl in the White SUV Strikes Back
The Confusing Middle 