In the world of banking, the people on the front lines of the industry are known as tellers. These are the people who are expected to help customers with all of their day to day banking needs. It is often a thankless and miserable position to hold. These are their stories. These are their legends… … Continue reading You Talk Too Much
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Peckapalooza’s Rules to Live By
When I was in college, I began compiling a list of rules that I felt were important. I never wrote them down, so I guess they were unwritten rules. But now, I feel it's time to pass on these rules to you, my loyal listeners. I mean readers. 1. Don't talk about Fight Club. Just … Continue reading Peckapalooza’s Rules to Live By
The Murtaugh List
I was always a fan of How I Met Your Mother. It's a show that introduced me to a lot of heartfelt and hilarious concepts: the blue french horn, the slap bet, Robin Sparkles, and the Murtaugh List. The name Murtaugh comes from the character played by Danny Glover in the Lethal Weapon series of … Continue reading The Murtaugh List
Kittens
A friend kinda talked me into watching this video some time ago and it cracked me up. It's possible that I was sleep deprived when I originally saw it. But it made me laugh. A lot. And that's what you're getting with this post. So you may want to come back and watch it again … Continue reading Kittens
The Single Guy vs. the Hiking Trip
Kids, it is a gorgeous day here in southwest Virginia. The sun is shining. The temperature isn't crazy high. And, for a welcome change, the humidity is low. I decided that today would be a good day to combat my natural instinct to hide in my room and binge watch Netflix. I figured it would … Continue reading The Single Guy vs. the Hiking Trip
The Phone at the Bank
In the world of banking, the people on the front lines of the industry are known as tellers. These are the people who are expected to help customers with all of their day to day banking needs. It is often a thankless and miserable position to hold. These are their stories. These are their legends… … Continue reading The Phone at the Bank
Life Story: Chapter Thirty One
Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story... I started seeing a therapist on a … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Thirty One
The Legend of the Girl in the White SUV
In the world of banking, the people on the front lines of the industry are known as tellers. These are the people who are expected to help customers with all of their day to day banking needs. It is often a thankless and miserable position to hold. These are their stories. These are their legends… … Continue reading The Legend of the Girl in the White SUV
People Are Actually Running
I'm driving through town today and seeing that people are jogging. It is unbelievably hot and humid. Just walking from the office to my car and waiting 10 seconds for the a/c to kick in has caused me to break out in a ridiculous sweat. Like, I'm thinking of showering a second time and changing … Continue reading People Are Actually Running
Free Cable
I was never privy to a first-hand account of the following story. But it's a funny one and comes from my friend, Mark. Back in the Bluefield days, there was a guy who, upon entering his freshman year, was excited to find out that cable am as a part of our room and board. So, … Continue reading Free Cable