My 20 Favorite Things
I couldn’t care less about raindrops on roses or whiskers on kittens. No… I can’t say that. Kittens are kind of adorable. But I wouldn’t call their whiskers anything close to being one of my favorite things. And when the dog bites, I’m generally not thinking of my favorite things. I’m mostly thinking, “Do I need a rabies shot?” But let’s leave the classic song out of this. Because none of these actual favorite things are going to rhyme… Ready? Go.
7. GPS – Okay, I remember life before smartphones and Google Maps. I remember pulling out the map that you had to unfold but could never figure out how to fold back up. I remember having to jot down actual directions on a piece of paper. This is so much easier… Until the machines become self aware and try to redirect you into a swamp in the middle of nowhere. Fool me once, computer voice… fool me once.
8. Coca-Cola – Look, most people would list coffee as their go-to caffeinated beverage. Not me. I love the smell of coffee, but the taste is awful to me. I wish it were different. I tire of the scornful looks I get from people when I say I don’t like coffee. But, to me, it’s warm dirt water. Coke gives me the caffeine and tastes a lot better. Plus, Santa Claus drinks Coke. What other endorsement do you need?
11. My Laptop – It’s not fancy. And it’s not a Mac, which a lot of people probably shoot me scornful looks for as well. But I’m not a Mac guy. I don’t think I’ll ever be a Mac guy. I don’t even have an iPhone. I’m perfectly content with the capabilities of my little Gateway, thank you very much.
12. My Old Dog – Back in the 90’s, my family had two dogs. This one, Duchess, was my dog. Because of a psychotic, animal-hating neighbor, we had to give them both to new homes. I question the the quality of the home in which Duchess was placed, and I miss that old dog. She was kind of the best.