The drive-thru lane is something that, I'm fairly confident, I can speak about with some authority. After all, I did spend four years of my adult life working as a drive-thru bank teller. There are just certain things that a person who is taking the drive-thru lane should not do. But this isn't about the … Continue reading 4 Things You Shouldn’t Do at the Drive-Thru
Old
So Many Questions: Part I
I'm always willing to rehash old blog posts or ideas that I've blatantly stolen from other people's blogs. It's not that I don't feel particularly creative on a given day. It's probably more of a laziness thing. But I don't feel like I'm lazy. I just, more often than not, get home from work and … Continue reading So Many Questions: Part I
Three Nights, Three Parties
Have you ever woken up on Monday morning and thought, What was I thinking? Get your minds out of the gutter. It's all very innocent. But there's such a thing as doing too much sometimes. I woke up early this morning with that What was I thinking? thought rattling around in my sleep deprived brain. … Continue reading Three Nights, Three Parties
Day Ten
A Photo Taken Over 10 Years Ago of Me Okay, so this is a picture of me from well over 10 years ago. But the rule was over 10 years ago. And who can ignore this adorable kid? Right? Just look at that cowlick. I was going to try and post something of me from … Continue reading Day Ten
Invisible
No one ever saw me coming. Sure, in my younger years I may have been something to see. I had my share of admirers, but I never took any of those ladies, or myself for that matter, very seriously at all. For a short time, I thought I was on top of the world. It's … Continue reading Invisible
A Walk in the Park
Originally written in January of 2011... The old man could be found in the same place very day. He could be found sitting on the same park bench feeding pigeons again and again. He used to spend his lunch break throwing bread crumbs to the birds. Now he spent most of his day here. Hank … Continue reading A Walk in the Park
The Explanation of Blog Posts
It's possible you've noticed that I've made it a habit of posting to this blog two or three times per day I need you to know that I'm not really creative enough to come up with that many blog posts on a consistent basis. You need to understand that the majority of what I'm posting … Continue reading The Explanation of Blog Posts
The Confusing Middle 