I've mentioned my sister a couple times recently. And it's probably clear that I gave her a hard time growing up. This story is another example of just what kind of excellent older brother I was (and still am, BTW). It's a story that shows just how deeply depraved I was, even at a young … Continue reading Sick and Twisted
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Life Story: Chapter Nine
Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story... I was in kindergarten. There was a … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Nine
Carp Dime
I've mentioned a number of times in the past that The Confusing Middle is not my first attempt at blogging. For 10 years I wrote a blog called Carp Dime. Some people may look at those two words and wonder what they could mean. If you think they're a misspelling of the Latin, carpe diem, … Continue reading Carp Dime
Life Story: Chapter Eight
Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story... Grace Kelly was my babysitter. Take that, … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Eight
Life Story: Chapter Seven
Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story... I had a girlfriend in preschool. It's … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Seven
Ugh… Managers…
In the world of banking, the people on the front lines of the industry are known as tellers. These are the people who are expected to help customers with all of their day to day banking needs. It is often a thankless and miserable position to hold. These are their stories. These are their legends… … Continue reading Ugh… Managers…
Coming Attractions
I'm tired. I'm tired and I've got a paper that I need to write. And I've got a lot of stuff on my mind but I'm not sure how to put it all in words right now. It's just a big emotional mess in here and I've got to sort it all out before I … Continue reading Coming Attractions
Life Story: Chapter Six
Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story... I can walk and talk fairly well. … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Six
Life Story: Chapter Five
Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story: I was kind of adorable as a … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Five
The Starlight Blogger Award
I love getting awards. I mean, I love getting awards if I think I deserve them. And, to me, the awards I've received from other bloggers are like awards recognizing my inherent awesomeness. Ergo, they are totally deserved and not simply participation certificates that are handed out at the end of the season, even to … Continue reading The Starlight Blogger Award
