Come On Pretty Baby, Put Your Little Hand In Mine

Here's a fun little game that you can play at home. Seriously, I hope you guys play along, this could be a lot of fun. But you have to follow five simple rules... Put your music player on random. Post the first line (or so, some are hard) from the first 20 songs that play, … Continue reading Come On Pretty Baby, Put Your Little Hand In Mine

Carp Dime

I've mentioned a number of times in the past that The Confusing Middle is not my first attempt at blogging. For 10 years I wrote a blog called Carp Dime. Some people may look at those two words and wonder what they could mean. If you think they're a misspelling of the Latin, carpe diem, … Continue reading Carp Dime

Life Story: Chapter Eight

Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story... Grace Kelly was my babysitter. Take that, … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Eight

Life Story: Chapter Seven

Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story... I had a girlfriend in preschool. It's … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Seven

Ugh… Managers…

In the world of banking, the people on the front lines of the industry are known as tellers. These are the people who are expected to help customers with all of their day to day banking needs. It is often a thankless and miserable position to hold. These are their stories. These are their legends… … Continue reading Ugh… Managers…

Coming Attractions

I'm tired. I'm tired and I've got a paper that I need to write. And I've got a lot of stuff on my mind but I'm not sure how to put it all in words right now. It's just a big emotional mess in here and I've got to sort it all out before I … Continue reading Coming Attractions

Life Story: Chapter Six

Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story... I can walk and talk fairly well. … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Six

Life Story: Chapter Five

Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story: I was kind of adorable as a … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Five

Question of the Week #17

Would you be willing to become extremely ugly physically if it meant you would live for 1,000 years at any physical age you chose? Absolutely not. And it's not a vanity thing. I'm not convinced I'm all that good looking as is. But I wouldn't want to live for 1,000 years. That's insane. I have … Continue reading Question of the Week #17

The Starlight Blogger Award

I love getting awards. I mean, I love getting awards if I think I deserve them. And, to me, the awards I've received from other bloggers are like awards recognizing my inherent awesomeness. Ergo, they are totally deserved and not simply participation certificates that are handed out at the end of the season, even to … Continue reading The Starlight Blogger Award