I've been in a Deep Thoughts kind of mood lately. I'm sure there will be a lot of readers out there who have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm referring to Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey. Deep Thoughts were a common segment found on Saturday Night Live back in the 90's. They're the kind … Continue reading And Now…
Completely Unoriginal Thoughts
Don’t Send In the Clowns
I know I recently posted an old commercial that featured a really scary clown. Well, a friend was kind enough to point me in the direction of these old gems. Enjoy. Or... you know... cower in fear... like I'll be doing over here in the corner as I hold tight to my security blanket.
Scary on So Many Levels
Several years ago, I first saw this commercial. They played it again the following Christmas. This is my nightmare... I mean, not so much the giant nutcracker. I can deal with that. It's the... well... you'll see...
Truth in Advertising
These are a couple of commercials that were shown to me several years ago. Local commercials are always good for a laugh. Honestly, I'm not sure if these ads are even real, but they sure are entertaining.
50 Questions
Kids, I like to steal things. Not physically. I'm not a kleptomaniac or anything. I just like to steal ideas. But it's only fair, what with the people at Netflix totally ripping off the idea I had for streaming movies back when I was in high school. But, whatever... water under the thing. Basically, all … Continue reading 50 Questions
Interview
Not too long ago, I posted here that I would like to run for president, now that I'm legally old enough to do so. What will make me stand out in the crowd of, literally, dozens of potential candidates? All of my speeches will incorporate lines from the great movie presidents throughout the history of … Continue reading Interview
Kittens
A friend kinda talked me into watching this video some time ago and it cracked me up. It's possible that I was sleep deprived when I originally saw it. But it made me laugh. A lot. And that's what you're getting with this post. So you may want to come back and watch it again … Continue reading Kittens
Seriously?
Okay... Is this a real product? Or is this just an SNL sketch waiting to happen? I feel like I'm being punked right now...
Nice Guy
Do you ever feel like throwing a cactus at a co-worker? Do you ever wish you could blame it on someone that wouldn't get in trouble for it?
Tribute to Star Wars and John Williams
I first saw this video about six years ago. But I'm pretty sure it's a lot older than that because it mentions Episode III coming in 2005. I still get this guy's lyrics stuck in my head sometimes, particularly recently when I went to see Jurassic World and heard that classic Jurassic Park theme song … Continue reading Tribute to Star Wars and John Williams
The Confusing Middle 