From Gregory Stock’s The Book of Questions: For $50,000, would you put to sleep a healthy pet you love? How much more or less money would it take to change your answer?

Now, I know what some of you might be thinking: “50 grand? That’s a lot of kibble!” But hold your horses (or cats, or hamsters) because I’m here to tell you that no amount of money could ever make me consider such a thing. Krypto is part of the family, and I’m pretty sure putting him down for a quick buck is frowned upon in most circles. It’s certainly frowned upon in my circle.

Don’t get me wrong; I’m not saying I’d go bankrupt to keep my pet alive if he was suffering. There’s a big difference between humanely ending an animal’s misery and cashing in on a perfectly healthy companion. I mean, can you imagine the conversation at the vet’s office? “Hey doc, Krypto’s doing great, but I’ve got this tempting offer from a shady millionaire. Let’s just say, I’m here for the big sleep.” Yeah, that’s not going to fly.

But let’s play devil’s advocate for a moment. What if the money was a life-changing amount? We’re talking “buy your own island and never work again” kind of cash. Would that change your mind? For me, the answer is still a resounding no. I couldn’t live with myself knowing I traded my loyal friend’s life for material gain. Plus, I’m pretty sure my pet’s ghost would haunt me forever, and I don’t need that kind of negativity in my afterlife.

At the end of the day, the bond we share with our pets is priceless. They bring us joy, comfort, and unconditional love – things that money can’t buy. So, to answer the question: No, I would not put my healthy pet to sleep for $50,000, or any amount of money for that matter. I’d rather be rich in cuddles and belly rubs than in cold, hard cash.

But hey, that’s just me. I’m curious to hear what you all think. Would you take the money and run, or would you tell the offer to take a hike? Let me know in the comments below, and let’s keep this lively debate going! Just remember, if your pet starts giving you a side-eye after reading this, it might be time to reassure them that they’re not going anywhere (except maybe to the dog park).