Greetings, Earthlings! Guess what? I’ve got an earth-shattering question from Gregory Stock’s The Book of Questions – pun intended. What would you do if you alone knew that in precisely 20 years the sun would explode and the world would end? Well, strap in, folks, because I’ve got the answer! I’d do what any sane person would do – scream it from the rooftops, of course!

Picture this: I’d storm into every newsroom, be the star of every talk show, and grace the covers of magazines with my wild, conspiracy theory about the sun’s impending explosion. I’d make flat-earthers look like amateurs with my out-of-this-world revelation.

First, I’d secure an exclusive interview on national television. Forget about experts and scientists; who needs them when you’ve got the ultimate insider scoop on the universe’s grand finale? The host would sit there, wide-eyed, as I unravel the cosmic catastrophe awaiting us all. Ratings through the roof, naturally!

Magazine articles? Oh, you bet! I’d pose dramatically on the cover, holding a mini sun model as a prop, with a caption like, “Exclusive: The Sun is Done – Insider Spills the Celestial Tea!” The world would be both captivated and skeptical, but that’s the beauty of my mind-blowing revelation.

Of course, the masses would see me as nothing more than a crazy person with a wild conspiracy theory. But you know what they say, any publicity is good publicity. I’d wear my tin-foil hat with pride and revel in the absurdity of it all.

Now, here’s the real kicker. Amidst the skeptics and naysayers, there would emerge a group of outliers – the true believers. These folks would form a cult-like mentality, organizing meetings, printing “Save Us from the Sun” T-shirts, and probably developing a secret handshake. Who knew the end of the world could bring people together so harmoniously?

In the comments section below, I want to hear your take on this cosmic comedy! What would you do if you had the scoop on the sun’s explosive plans? Would you join my cult of believers, or would you be the voice of reason in this interstellar drama? Let your imagination run wild, and let’s create a celestial conspiracy symphony together!

Feature Photo by Pixabay