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The Confusing Middle 
What’s the different between Black
Eyed Peas and Chick Peas?
Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song.
Chick Peas can hummus one.
(Not my favorite, but one of the few I can remember, hehe)
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There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
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What do you call an everyday potato?
A commentator.
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Jesus gave Peter a break and guarded the gates of Heaven. An old man came up and said, “I am looking for my son.”. Jesus said, “Well, what does your son look like?”. The old man says, “Last time I saw him, he had nails in his hands.” “Father?”. Jesus exclaims, and the old man exclaims back….”Pinocchio?”
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Okies, not my favourite joke, but one I heard yesterday:
What is a pirate’s favourite letter
Aaaarrrrrrr
No, its the seaaaaaaaaa
🤷♀️🤷♀️
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Do trees poop?
Of course, how do you think we get #2 pencils?
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