I'm not a big fan of wasting time. Don't get me wrong, I'll binge watch the crap out of some shows on Netflix. But that's not necessarily a waste of time, right? I know I'm not finding the cure for cancer or anything, but I am being entertained. I'm sure that has some value. No, … Continue reading That Time I Drove 2.5 Hours to Learn What I Already Knew
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The Windshield Crack’d
About a month ago, amidst the snow and ice that blanketed southwest Virginia and allowed me to take an eleven day vacation from school, I got into my car and noticed a small crack in my windshield. It began at the bottom of the glass and extended about six inches up on the passenger side. … Continue reading The Windshield Crack’d
Inefficient Ghouls
I found this little gem on the internet at some point in recent history. As you can plainly see, it's an attempt to explain why it is that ghosts walk through walls. They're just following paths that were familiar to them when they were living. Buildings and floorplans change, but these restless spirits are none … Continue reading Inefficient Ghouls
I Think We Just Figured Out Why I’m Still Single
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Just in case you weren't aware of that fact. It's not a day that I generally look forward to. But when you work in an elementary school full of children who expect a lot of fanfare related to days like these, you have to fake it a little bit. No, I … Continue reading I Think We Just Figured Out Why I’m Still Single
The Confusing Middle 