Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story... I got ahead of myself in jumping … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Eleven
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Question of the Week #18
If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one ability or quality, what would it be? Motivation... is that an ability? Several weeks ago I wrote about my lack of motivation. It hasn't gotten any better. I'm able to get things done, but I take my sweet time. And I still procrastinate like it's … Continue reading Question of the Week #18
The Empty Apartment
Kids... When I lived in North Carolina, I had the most incredible apartment. Sometimes I like to sit back and think about how great I had it once. I'll reminisce about the crazy amount of space I had and how little I had to pay and how glorious it was to have my own place. … Continue reading The Empty Apartment
Life Story: Chapter Ten
Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story... My family moved from Salem to Roanoke … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Ten
Take a Picture, It’ll Last Longer!
In the world of banking, the people on the front lines of the industry are known as tellers. These are the people who are expected to help customers with all of their day to day banking needs. It is often a thankless and miserable position to hold. These are their stories. These are their legends… … Continue reading Take a Picture, It’ll Last Longer!
Sick and Twisted
I've mentioned my sister a couple times recently. And it's probably clear that I gave her a hard time growing up. This story is another example of just what kind of excellent older brother I was (and still am, BTW). It's a story that shows just how deeply depraved I was, even at a young … Continue reading Sick and Twisted
Life Story: Chapter Nine
Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story... I was in kindergarten. There was a … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Nine
Carp Dime
I've mentioned a number of times in the past that The Confusing Middle is not my first attempt at blogging. For 10 years I wrote a blog called Carp Dime. Some people may look at those two words and wonder what they could mean. If you think they're a misspelling of the Latin, carpe diem, … Continue reading Carp Dime
Life Story: Chapter Eight
Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story... Grace Kelly was my babysitter. Take that, … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Eight
Life Story: Chapter Seven
Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story... I had a girlfriend in preschool. It's … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Seven
The Confusing Middle 