The following is based on actual events which occurred a number of years ago... The Single Guy got to a point where he just didn't like sharing about the women that frequented the bank where he worked. This was mostly because it never really got him anywhere. Let's take a look at the previous examples: … Continue reading The Single Guy and the Spider-Girl
Driving
The Slobstopper
Please, somebody, tell me that this is not a real product... Can I take a minute to make an observation or two? First of all, the dude drinking coffee in the car... How long have you been drinking beverages? Have you always had that much trouble? I could understand spilling that much coffee if you … Continue reading The Slobstopper
Why the Flying Car Is a Bad Idea
Kids, today is the day that Marty McFly came to the future. Congratulations! We've made it! We are now in the future. I'm sure most of us have seen Back to the Future Part II by now, right? If you haven't seen the entire Back to the Future trilogy and you're still reading this blog, … Continue reading Why the Flying Car Is a Bad Idea
Cubicle Crush, Part III
Originally written in September of 2010... Alex was surprised at how deserted the interstate seemed to be. He was only surprised because of how close to Christmas they now were. However, it was nearly 10pm. Maybe the majority of the holiday travelers had decided to call it a night. He couldn't help but laugh at … Continue reading Cubicle Crush, Part III
Life Story: Chapter Fifty
Welcome to a series of stories that basically make up my autobiography. It’s not entirely thorough, but I’ll do the best I can with the memories locked away inside my head. Could be therapeutic for me. Could be humorous for you. Either way, enjoy… Previously on Life Story... I was in the 10th grade and … Continue reading Life Story: Chapter Fifty
The Perils of Pizza Delivery
You know, I never complained much about my time as a pizza delivery guy. Even though I held down that part time job, delivering pizzas on the side, for about two years, it never felt like I did it for that long. Odds are, it's because I only worked two or three nights a week. … Continue reading The Perils of Pizza Delivery
Going on a Job Hunt: Addendum
In considering yesterday's blog post about seeking another job, it occurred to me that there's another very large reason why I would like employment elsewhere. And that is because I'm certain that, if I am forced to continue making the drive every day on these back country roads where there are no apparent rules but … Continue reading Going on a Job Hunt: Addendum
The Single Guy vs. the Hiking Trip
Kids, it is a gorgeous day here in southwest Virginia. The sun is shining. The temperature isn't crazy high. And, for a welcome change, the humidity is low. I decided that today would be a good day to combat my natural instinct to hide in my room and binge watch Netflix. I figured it would … Continue reading The Single Guy vs. the Hiking Trip
Backing Up
I've been the proud owner of three cars in my life. Before those, I drove two of my parents cars. All of those cars have been fairly small vehicles. I like small cars. I like the fact that, in a small car, you can turn on a dime. I've never owned a car that I … Continue reading Backing Up
Is It Possible To Be Selfish And Selfless At The Same Time?
Ah... that is the question. Not long ago, I asked for some opinions regarding whether or not I should set up a fundraising deal and whether it would be selfish or not to do so. Well, I did it. I went over to GoFundMe and launched a campaign. I'm calling it my Random Acts of … Continue reading Is It Possible To Be Selfish And Selfless At The Same Time?
The Confusing Middle 