The Last Unicorn and the Tax Collector

A Fairy Tale for Modern Times


In the kingdom of Eldermere, where morning mist clung to ancient oak trees and starlight pooled in forgotten meadows, there lived a tax collector named Cornelius Quillbottom. He was a man of precise measurements and careful calculations, with ink-stained fingers and spectacles that perpetually slipped down his pointed nose. His days were spent hunched over ledgers, tallying copper coins and silver pieces, ensuring every merchant and farmer paid their fair share to the crown.

Cornelius was, by all accounts, the most unremarkable man in the kingdom. He wore the same brown wool vest every day, carried the same leather satchel filled with official documents, and followed the same cobblestone path from his modest cottage to the royal treasury. The townspeople barely noticed him, save for the resigned sighs they offered when he knocked upon their doors.

But on this particular autumn morning, as golden leaves danced through the air like tiny ballerinas, Cornelius would discover that sometimes the most ordinary people are called to the most extraordinary purposes.

He had ventured beyond the village boundaries to collect taxes from a reclusive miller who lived near the Whispering Woods. The path was unfamiliar, winding through groves of silver birch and across babbling brooks that seemed to giggle at some private joke. As he consulted his map—a meticulous creation of his own making, complete with precise measurements and detailed notations—a sound unlike any he had ever heard drifted through the trees.

It was neither bird song nor wind chime, but something that made his heart ache with a longing he couldn’t name. Following the melody like a man entranced, Cornelius pushed through a curtain of willow branches and found himself in a circular clearing where the grass grew emerald green and wildflowers bloomed out of season.

There, beside a pool of water so clear it might have been liquid starlight, stood the most magnificent creature he had ever seen.

The unicorn was pearl-white, with a mane that flowed like spun moonbeams and a spiral horn that caught the dappled sunlight and threw it back in rainbow fragments. But as Cornelius adjusted his spectacles and looked more carefully, he noticed something that made his orderly heart skip a beat: the unicorn was weeping.

Tears fell from ancient, wise eyes—tears that turned to tiny diamonds when they touched the earth. The creature’s head hung low, and its usually pristine coat seemed somehow dimmed, as if a light within was slowly fading.

“Forgive me,” Cornelius stammered, clutching his tax scrolls to his chest. “I didn’t mean to intrude. I was just—that is, I’m here on official business, you see, and I seem to have lost my way.”

The unicorn lifted its great head and regarded him with eyes like deep forest pools. When it spoke, its voice was like distant thunder mixed with the whisper of wind through cathedral spires.

“Lost,” the unicorn repeated, and there was such profound sadness in that single word that Cornelius felt tears prick his own eyes. “Yes, I suppose we are both lost, tax collector of Eldermere.”

“You know who I am?” Cornelius asked, surprised.

“I know all the hearts that beat within this realm,” the unicorn replied. “Yours beats with the rhythm of order and precision, yet underneath lies a melody of kindness that you yourself have forgotten.”

Cornelius blinked rapidly, unsure how to respond. “Why… why are you crying?”

The unicorn’s laugh was like crystal bells breaking. “Because I am the last, dear Cornelius. The last of my kind in all the world. My kin have faded into legend, into whispered bedtime stories and faded tapestries. And I… I can feel myself beginning to fade as well.”

“Fade?” Cornelius set down his satchel and stepped closer, his natural instinct to help overriding his fear. “But you’re here. You’re real. I can see you.”

“For now,” the unicorn said. “But unicorns exist only as long as we are needed, as long as we serve a purpose. My sisters and brothers found their purposes—some brought healing to the sick, others protected innocent children, still others inspired great works of art and poetry. But I… I have wandered this world for three hundred years, and I cannot find my purpose. Without purpose, I will fade like morning mist, and magic will fade with me.”

Cornelius found himself sitting on a moss-covered log, his tax documents forgotten. “That’s… that’s terrible. There must be something you’re meant to do.”

“I have tried everything,” the unicorn said, beginning to pace around the clearing with restless energy. “I have healed the sick, but there are many healers. I have protected the innocent, but there are brave knights for that. I have inspired artists, but they seem to find inspiration in many things. What unique purpose could the last unicorn possibly serve?”

The tax collector watched the magnificent creature pace, his methodical mind beginning to work. It was the same process he used when examining a particularly complex set of financial records—looking for patterns, inconsistencies, the hidden truth beneath the numbers.

“Tell me,” he said slowly, “what does it mean to be a unicorn? Not what you do, but what you are?”

The unicorn paused. “I am magic itself, made manifest. I am the bridge between the possible and the impossible, the visible proof that wonder still exists in the world.”

“And if you fade?”

“Then magic fades with me. Not all at once, perhaps, but slowly, surely. The world becomes smaller, duller. Children stop believing in impossible things. Adults stop hoping for miracles. The spark of wonder dies.”

Cornelius adjusted his spectacles thoughtfully. “In my work, I see people every day. Farmers worried about their harvests, merchants struggling to make ends meet, families trying to scrape together enough coins for their children’s winter clothes. Their lives are difficult, often joyless.”

“Yes,” the unicorn said sadly. “This is why the world no longer needs magic.”

“No,” Cornelius said firmly, surprising them both with his conviction. “This is exactly why the world needs magic. Not the grand gestures—not slaying dragons or granting wishes. The world needs the quiet magic of hope. The everyday miracle of believing that things can get better.”

The unicorn’s ears perked forward. “I don’t understand.”

Cornelius stood up, his brown vest suddenly seeming less drab, his ink-stained fingers less ordinary. “Your purpose isn’t to do magic. Your purpose is to be magic. To exist as proof that wonder is still possible, even in a world of tax scrolls and copper coins and practical concerns.”

“But no one sees me anymore,” the unicorn protested. “I am forgotten.”

“Because you’re trying too hard to be useful in the old ways,” Cornelius said, pacing now himself, his mind racing with possibilities. “But what if… what if people didn’t have to seek you out in hidden clearings? What if magic came to them?”

Over the following weeks, something unprecedented began to happen in the kingdom of Eldermere. Cornelius Quillbottom, the most unremarkable tax collector in the realm, began to change his route. Instead of taking the direct path from house to house, he began to wander through the Whispering Woods, through meadows and over hills, always with a particular companion walking just out of sight among the trees.

When he knocked on doors now, something was different. His smile was warmer, his eyes brighter. He still collected the required taxes, but he also brought stories—wonderful, impossible stories about glimpses of white moving through the forest, about morning grass that sparkled with diamond dewdrops, about a melody heard on the wind that made hearts remember forgotten dreams.

Mrs. Holloway, the baker’s wife, started leaving small cakes on her windowsill, “just in case any magical creatures might be passing by.” Old Tom, the blacksmith, began forging horseshoes with extra care, claiming he wanted them to be “fit for special horses, should any happen along.” Children pressed their faces to windows during Cornelius’s visits, hoping for a glimpse of something wonderful.

The unicorn never showed itself directly to these people, but its presence was felt. Hope crept back into tired hearts. Wonder sparked in weary eyes. The impossible felt possible again.

“Do you see?” Cornelius asked one evening as they met in their clearing. The unicorn’s coat seemed brighter now, its horn more radiant. “Your purpose isn’t to prove magic exists by grand displays. It’s to let people believe magic might exist. To give them permission to hope for wonder.”

The unicorn nuzzled the tax collector’s shoulder gently. “But you, Cornelius Quillbottom—you have found your purpose as well, haven’t you? You are no longer just a collector of taxes. You have become a bringer of stories, a keeper of wonder.”

Cornelius looked down at his ink-stained hands, then up at the stars beginning to twinkle through the canopy. “I suppose I have. Though I still keep excellent records, mind you.”

The unicorn’s laughter rang like silver bells through the clearing. “Of course you do. The best magic always comes with proper documentation.”

And so it was that the last unicorn found its purpose not in grand quests or heroic deeds, but in the quiet magic of existing just beyond the edge of sight, inspiring hope in ordinary hearts. And a simple tax collector discovered that being unremarkable didn’t mean being without purpose—sometimes the most important magic happens when the most unlikely people choose to believe in wonder.

The kingdom of Eldermere became known for its unusually cheerful citizens, its thriving arts, and its peculiar tax collector who always seemed to know exactly the right story to tell. As for the unicorn, it never faded. How could it, when every day brought new believers, new dreamers, new hearts ready to accept that magic—quiet, gentle, everyday magic—was still very much alive in the world?

Some say that on misty mornings, if you know just where to look and your heart is open to wonder, you might catch a glimpse of pearl-white moving through the trees. And if you’re very lucky, you might meet a cheerful man in a brown vest who has the most extraordinary stories to tell—stories that make the impossible feel possible again.

For in the end, that is the greatest magic of all.


What do you think about this tale of finding purpose in unexpected places? Have you ever discovered magic in the ordinary moments of your life? Share your thoughts in the comments below—I’d love to hear about the everyday wonders that have sparked hope in your own heart.

Feature Photo by Noé Villalta Photography

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