Welcome to Movie Mondays, a weekly blog series that takes you on a cinematic odyssey through the world of film! Each week, we’ll dive into a list of my 100 least favorite movies, exploring what makes them fall short and discussing the lessons we can learn from their missteps. Remember that these low-ranking films are only that way based on my personal opinion. Something I hate may be something you love and no offense is intended. Wherever these movies fall for you, I invite you to grab some popcorn and join in on the debate over these films’ merits!

Airplane II: The Sequel

1982

Directed by Ken Finkleman

Buckle up, folks, because we’re about to take a nosedive into the turbulent world of Airplane II: The Sequel, the 1982 follow-up to the comedy classic that should’ve never left the hangar.

First off, let’s address the elephant in the room: the original writers and directors, Jim Abrahams and the Zucker brothers, opted out of doing the sequel, as if they could see the mistake it would be. Instead, Paramount handed the reins to Ken Finkleman, who had just “graced” us with Grease 2. What could possibly go wrong?

The plot, if you can call it that, is essentially a rehash of the first film but in space. Ted Striker (Robert Hays) has to save the day when a lunar shuttle’s AI goes haywire, sending the crew hurtling towards the sun. Along for the ride are familiar faces like Julie Hagerty as Elaine and Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey, plus newcomers like William Shatner as Buck Murdock, a commander with a grudge against Ted.

While the cast gamely tries to recapture the magic, the jokes just don’t land the same way. The gags feel forced, the one-liners are more groan-worthy than gut-busting, and the slapstick lacks the finesse of the original. It’s like watching a stand-up comedian desperately trying to recreate their one successful routine, but with half the enthusiasm and none of the timing.

Even the behind-the-scenes anecdotes are lackluster. Sure, they doubled the budget, but it seems most of that went towards securing the returning cast members rather than, you know, making a better movie.

Look, I love a good parody as much as the next person, but Airplane II is about as funny as a mid-flight engine failure. It’s no wonder this sequel has faded into obscurity while its predecessor continues to soar in the comedy pantheon.

But hey, don’t just take my word for it. If you’ve subjected yourself to this cinematic disaster, share your thoughts in the comments below. Misery loves company, after all.