Previously on BIG BROTHER…

This week has been as predictable as usual. Tyler nominated Janelle and Kaysar for eviction. Cody won the Power of Veto and chose to keep nominations the same. Janelle is believed to be the target, so it’s likely she’ll be evicted tonight.

• But first… we get a keenly edited summary of everything that’s happened since the Veto ceremony.
• Janelle is seriously campaigning to stay.
• People seem to be telling her what she wants to hear, but it seems like most of the house could be swayed if Cody and, by proxy, Enzo are on board with keeping her.
• She’s promising Cody that, if she stays, she will not target him next week, should she come ahead in tonight’s HOH competition.
• In other drama, David confronts Bayleigh about being told by Tyler that Da’Vonne was trying to flip the votes against him last week.
• So Bayleigh moderates a conversation between David and Da’Vonne.
• Not sure how that really turned out once they split for the night…
• Then David and Tyler talk about the situation.
• Tyler’s not thrilled that David threw Tyler’s name out there at Da’Vonne.
• David is showing his rookie card.
• And Tyler is seriously giving this dude the guilt trip.
• You know… if David had never said a word… and just let the fact that he’s still in the house go, this would not be an issue that seems close to exploding.
• Time for the vote…
• Dani votes to evict Kaysar (WHAT?!)…
• Nicole votes to evict Janelle…
• Enzo votes to evict Kaysar…
• Another friggin’ commercial.
• I hate this… breaking up the voting with commercials.
• It’s like when you’re watching a YouTube video and someone is in the middle of a sentence and then suddenly you’re seeing an ad for a medication you don’t need.
• Da’Vonne votes to evict Janelle…
• Memphis votes to evict Janelle…
• Bayleigh votes to evict Janelle…
• Cody votes to evict Janelle…
• Christmas votes to evict Janelle…
• David votes to evict Janelle…
• Kevin votes to evict Janelle…
• Ian votes to evict Janelle…
• So… we’ve had three evictions this season and three women have gotten the boot.
• What does that say about our houseguests?
• And I feel like this is a typical pattern in Big Brother.
• It’s like the women in the house can’t stand by each other or fight for each other and the guys just do the whole bromance thing.
• Am I wrong?
• Every year.
• So now it’s super lopsided in the house, gender-wise, with eight men and five women.
• If the guys wanted to, they could band together and keep picking off the ladies one by one.
• Tonight’s Head of Household competition looks like it’s gonna take a long time.
• Not like an endurance competition… but it’s certainly not gonna be won before the end of the show in two minutes.
• Look for the live feeds to find out who wins I guess…
• I won’t know until Sunday because I refuse to watch the live feeds…