Previously on BIG BROTHER…

During Thursday’s live eviction show, Nicole A. was sent packing. This was a safe move for pretty much the entire house. Personally, I had no feelings either way about her eviction. Though it does mean that I don’t have to differentiate between the two Nicoles for the next two and a half months. Tyler became this week’s Head of Household, meaning that the same six-person alliance is still in power in the house.

• Looks like there’s finally going to be some actual drama in the house this episode!
• In the preview, the narrator said that a feud between Janelle and Nicole heats up.
• Didn’t know they were feuding… I knew they were targeting each other, but didn’t realize that meant feud.
• Another alliance has formed with Cody, Tyler, Enzo, Dani, Bayleigh, and Da’Vonne.
• They’re calling themselves the Slick Six.
• Insert eye roll here.
• Last week’s Have Nots have to select four more Have Nots…
• David chooses Enzo (who volunteered), Kaysar chooses Cody (who volunteered), Christmas chooses Bayleigh, Nicole chooses Janelle…
• Nicole makes known her reasoning… “I wanna pick someone who hasn’t done it before and who likes to talk about me.”
• Did she mean to say that out loud?
• That’s the source of the “feud.”
• It amounted to nothing.
• Way to build things up to nothing, Big Brother.
• Kaysar talks to Janelle about it being a tough week, thinking it’s them and Memphis against the world.
• They really shouldn’t count on Memphis in the slightest.
• But neither should Memphis’ actual alliance.
• Some of the houseguests share that the Big Brother house now has a bidet toilet.
• Apparently Enzo doesn’t know how to use it correctly and left it going when he left but didn’t clean up the water afterward.
• I don’t care if it’s clean water… that’s gross.
• Clean up after yourself if you’re the last one to misuse the bidet.
• I really do like Janelle and Kaysar and I love their friendship…
• And it bums me out that the Tyler alliances want them out.
• So they’re the top two names that Tyler is throwing around for eviction.
• Dani has discovered that Da’Vonne and Bayleigh are working with Janelle and Kaysar, not just their Slick Six.
• It’s the last week for the Safety Suite and only four houseguests are eligible at this point.
• Da’Vonne is trying to get whoever wins to choose her as their plus one because she wants a punishment… since she’s never had to wear a stupid costume before.
• This week, houseguests have to maneuver their way through a laser grid to get to a vault and retrieve a “safety sphere,” then get back through the laser grid.
• Fastest player to get through wins safety for the week.
• The “safety sphere” is a friggin’ gigantic yoga ball… that kinda makes things more difficult.
• Memphis purposely tries to take a long time because he doesn’t want to win… because he doesn’t want to have to use or not use the plus one on Kaysar or Janelle.
• Enzo wins with the shortest time and chooses Christmas for his plus one.
• Da’Vonne looks pissed…
• His thought is that he’s not close to Christmas, so why not pull her in as a potential ally down the road.
• Janelle is well aware that Memphis threw the competition after seeing his time of more than 14 minutes.
• She knows he’ll never save her because he will continually play it safe.
• I said it last week… he’s a wienie.
• Things seem up in the air with nominations, but I’d still put money on Janelle and Kaysar being put up.
• Tyler ends up nominating those very two… I am shocked.
• Shocked!