Because today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day, our Sunday Scribblings prompt for this week is Pirate. If you decide to write a post based on this week’s prompt, be sure to go back here and share your link so everyone can see how you interpreted things! Here’s what I did with it…

Okay… first question… Does Krispy Kreme still do the thing where if you come in and talk like a pirate you get a free doughnut? And if you come in dressed like a pirate you get a free dozen? Asking for a friend…

In honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day, I present to you some classic pirate jokes.

Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they ARRRRRRRe

What be a pirate’s favorite thing about Labor Day?
BARRRRRRRbecue

What be a pirate’s favorite kind of doll?
BARRRRRRbie

What be a pirate’s favorite kind of sweater?
ARRRRRgyle

What be a pirate’s favorite fast food restaurant?
ARRRRRby’s…
‘Twould think it would be Arby’s… but ’til actually Long John Silver’s.

Finally…
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender asks the pirate, “What’s with the steering wheel?”
The pirate says, “ARRRRGH… It’s drivin’ me nuts!”

Thanks to everyone who participated this week and shared your links! Please visit their blogs, give them a follow, and take a look at how they interpreted the prompt.

1. Catsandcoffee
2. gigglingfattie

Be sure to come back on Wednesday for the next Sunday Scribblings prompt! Encourage other bloggers to challenge themselves with the prompt! Remember that there are no rules for what you write, other than responding to the prompt! You can write fiction, non-fiction, poetry, prose, biography, instruction… it’s all up to you!

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