The Cable Guy 1996 Directed by Ben Stiller Welcome to Movie Monday, my dedicated readers! We're continuing our journey through my meticulously compiled list of the worst movies I've ever seen. Today, we're tackling number 63: the 1996 satirical black comedy thriller, The Cable Guy. As always, remember that this list is based solely on my … Continue reading The Worst 63 – The Cable Guy
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The Worst 65 – Ghost Dad
Ghost Dad 1990 Directed by Sidney Poitier Welcome back to Movie Monday, where I'm slowly working my way down my personal list of the worst movies I've ever seen. This week, we've reached number 65: the 1990 fantasy comedy Ghost Dad, starring Bill Cosby and directed by Sidney Poitier. Before we dive in, I should remind … Continue reading The Worst 65 – Ghost Dad
The Worst 66 – See Spot Run
See Spot Run 2001 Directed by John Whitesell Welcome back to Movie Monday, fellow cinematic masochists! We're continuing our journey through the depths of my personal celluloid hell as we work our way down my list of the worst movies I've ever seen. This week, we've reached number 66: See Spot Run. As always, remember that … Continue reading The Worst 66 – See Spot Run
The Character Couch – Joey Tribianni
Welcome to another exciting edition of The Character Couch! This is that section of The Confusing Middle where we take a look at well-known movie and TV characters and examine them from a psychological point of view. What makes them tick? Grab some popcorn because today we're going to dive into the psyche of everyone's … Continue reading The Character Couch – Joey Tribianni
The Worst 67 – Jury Duty
Jury Duty 1995 Directed by John Fortenberry Welcome back to Movie Monday, where we continue our descent through my personal list of the worst movies ever made. Today we're examining number 67: the 1995 legal "comedy" Jury Duty, starring... oh no... Pauly Shore. As always, remember that these rankings are purely subjective – though I suspect … Continue reading The Worst 67 – Jury Duty
The Black Market Below Bleecker
Dave Winters considered himself a rational man. He recycled when convenient, tipped exactly 18%, and had strong opinions about people who took the elevator to the second floor. He worked in data analytics, lived alone in a reasonably-priced Greenwich Village apartment (inherited from his grandmother, thank you very much), and had never once entertained the … Continue reading The Black Market Below Bleecker
The Worst 68 – In the Army Now
In the Army Now 1994 Directed by Daniel Petrie, Jr. Welcome back to Movie Monday, where we're continuing our journey through my personal list of the worst movies ever made. Today we're diving into number 68 on the list: the 1994 military "comedy" In the Army Now, starring Pauly Shore. As always, remember that these rankings … Continue reading The Worst 68 – In the Army Now
The Worst 69 – Drop Dead Fred
Drop Dead Fred 1991 Directed by Ate de Jong Welcome back to Movie Monday, where we're continuing our journey through my personal list of the worst movies ever made. Today we're diving into number 69 on the list: 1991's Drop Dead Fred. Before we begin, let me remind you that this list is entirely subjective. One … Continue reading The Worst 69 – Drop Dead Fred
The Great Raccoon Chase
Ember clutched his clipboard of hand-processed paper, carefully noting the properties of yet another surviving wooden structure. "Pine," he muttered, "approximately ninety-seven years old, minimal degradation despite exposure to—" His scientific observations were interrupted by screaming. "THE NIGHT BANDIT APPROACHES! SHIELD YOUR VESSELS OF SUSTENANCE FROM ITS SACRED GRASP!" Ember ducked behind the ancient pine … Continue reading The Great Raccoon Chase
The Worst 72 – Little Nicky
Little Nicky 2000 Directed by Steven Brill Welcome back to Movie Monday, where we continue our journey through my personal list of the worst movies I've ever seen. Today we're diving into number 72 on the list: Little Nicky, a 2000 dark fantasy comedy that proves even Satan himself can't save a bad script. Let's … Continue reading The Worst 72 – Little Nicky
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