The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter 1990 Directed by George T. Miller Welcome back to Movie Monday, where we continue our methodical journey through my personal countdown of the 100 worst movies I've ever encountered. This week brings us to number 42: The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter, a 1990 sequel that serves … Continue reading The Worst 42 – The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter
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The John Hughes High School Universe: Still Detention-Worthy?
Somewhere in the vast cultural wasteland of the 1980s, between New Coke and shoulder pads, a filmmaker named John Hughes decided that teenagers deserved more than just slasher films and sex comedies. What emerged was a collection of movies that would define an entire generation's understanding of high school—and occasionally make that same generation wince … Continue reading The John Hughes High School Universe: Still Detention-Worthy?
The Worst 43 – Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
Nutty Professor II: The Klumps 2000 Directed by Peter Segal Welcome back to Movie Monday, where we're continuing our methodical descent through my personal countdown of the 100 worst movies I've ever endured. This week we're examining number 43: Nutty Professor II: The Klumps, the 2000 sequel that answered a question absolutely no one was … Continue reading The Worst 43 – Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
Beyond the Fellowship: Women in The Lord of the Rings
When J.R.R. Tolkien penned The Lord of the Rings in the 1940s and 50s, he probably didn't anticipate that decades later, scholars would be dissecting his female characters with the intensity of Gandalf examining the One Ring. Yet here we are in 2025, still debating whether Galadriel is a Mary figure or a fallen angel, … Continue reading Beyond the Fellowship: Women in The Lord of the Rings
Disney 18 – The Sword in the Stone
The Sword in the Stone 1963 Directed by Wolfgang Reitherman Welcome back to Movie Monday, dear readers! Since this is the first Monday of the month, we're taking our customary break from my ongoing exploration of cinema's most spectacular failures to enjoy a palate cleanser. Think of it as hitting the reset button on your … Continue reading Disney 18 – The Sword in the Stone
Jurassic Park and the Dangers of Scientific Hubris
Every time I see a headline about scientists successfully extracting ancient DNA or making breakthroughs in de-extinction technology, I can't help but think: Haven't we literally watched this movie? Multiple times, in fact. Yet here we are in 2025, with researchers seriously discussing mammoth cloning and genetic resurrection while seemingly having learned nothing from Steven … Continue reading Jurassic Park and the Dangers of Scientific Hubris
The Worst 44 – Cats & Dogs
Cats & Dogs 2001 Directed by Lawrence Guterman Welcome back to Movie Monday, where we're steadily working our way through my personal countdown of the 100 worst movies I've ever had the misfortune to sit through. This week we're unleashing number 44: Cats & Dogs, the 2001 spy comedy that took the innocent concept of … Continue reading The Worst 44 – Cats & Dogs
How Jason’s Hockey Mask Became Horror’s Most Recognizable Symbol
Picture this: You're at a Halloween party, scanning the room full of costumes. There's a vampire, a witch, someone who clearly raided their closet five minutes ago and called it "casual Friday ghost." Then you spot it—that distinctive white hockey mask with its ominous red markings. You don't need to see the machete or the … Continue reading How Jason’s Hockey Mask Became Horror’s Most Recognizable Symbol
The Worst 45 – Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation 1997 Directed by John R. Leonetti Welcome back to Movie Monday, where we're continuing our relentless march through my personal list of the 100 worst movies I've ever endured. This week we're entering the arena for number 45: Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, the 1997 martial arts fantasy sequel that took everything moderately entertaining … Continue reading The Worst 45 – Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Serenity: The Power of Fan Campaigns in Bringing Firefly to the Big Screen
Twenty years ago, something unprecedented happened in entertainment history. A television show that had been unceremoniously canceled after just eleven aired episodes somehow clawed its way back from the grave, transforming into a major motion picture that would go on to win Hugo and Nebula awards. That show was Firefly, and its resurrection as Serenity … Continue reading Serenity: The Power of Fan Campaigns in Bringing Firefly to the Big Screen
The Confusing Middle 