Welcome back to Rewatching Smallville, my weekly dive into the iconic series that explores Clark Kent’s journey before becoming Superman. Whether you’re a long-time fan or new to the show, you’re invited to join in each Tuesday as I revisit episodes and share my thoughts and observations. Grab your popcorn, settle in, and let’s continue this adventure through the world of Smallville together – be sure to share your own memories and theories in the comments below!

This week, we’re diving into the fiery depths of episode three, “Hothead.” Buckle up, because this one’s a scorcher.

Coach Walt Arnold, Smallville High’s resident hothead (see what I did there?), is on the brink of his 200th win. But there’s a catch: seven of his players cheated on their math midterm. Principal Kwan wants to bench them, but Coach Arnold has other ideas – and they involve setting things on fire with his mind. Talk about a short fuse!

Clark gets roped into joining the football team, much to Jonathan Kent’s disapproval. In true Clark fashion, he leaps over linemen and scores a touchdown, leaving everyone scratching their heads. Meanwhile, Lex Luthor is butting heads with dear old dad’s business managers, and Lana quits the cheerleading squad to pursue her own path.

But back to the main event: Coach Arnold’s meltdown. He confronts the cheating players, and when Trevor Chapell rats him out, the coach goes full Human Torch, setting sprinklers ablaze. Chloe, ever the intrepid reporter, snaps some incriminating photos, but the coach retaliates by setting her computer on fire. Talk about a hot scoop!

Clark gets trapped in the coach’s sauna, weakened by meteor rocks (because of course there are meteor rocks in the sauna). Jonathan saves the day, and Clark faces off against the coach, who, in a fit of rage, spontaneously combusts. That’s one way to go out with a bang.

In the end, Clark quits the football team, Lana gets fired from her waitressing gig, and the two bond over their desire to be more than what they are. They even engage in a therapeutic scream session on the football field. Hey, whatever works!

Lex and Lionel Luthor have a good old-fashioned fencing match over business disagreements, with Lex ultimately finding a loophole to keep his workforce intact. That’s our Lex, always one step ahead.

“Hothead” may not be the most groundbreaking episode, but it does give us a glimpse into the early days of Clark and Lex’s friendship, as well as Lana’s struggle to find her own identity. Plus, it’s always fun to watch a villain go up in flames (literally).

Oh, and for those keeping score at home, we had one vehicular accident in this episode, courtesy of Principal Kwan’s car exploding after Coach Arnold sets it on fire. Thankfully, Clark was there to save the day.

So, what did you think of “Hothead”? Did it light your fire, or did it leave you feeling lukewarm? Share your thoughts in the comments below, and let’s keep the Smallville discussion burning bright!

Driver	Number of Accidents
Johnathan Kent	1
Lex Luthor	1
Whitney Fordman	1
Freak of the Week	2
Total:	5